Joker

In an attempt to keep up with my bonfire brain, I recently purchased a digital recorder. Now I wish I could upload the sound bytes onto my blog for all to hear. Some are pretty silly!

Case in point:

"I think it's time my wife...got a buzz cut. That is...she uses one towel to wrap her body, and another towel, to wrap her hair. Like many women in this country, you know? Well, in the world. I don't know. And, anyway, you know, out in Arizona you do that and you hang up your towel, it's sopping wet, it comes out smelling like a, um, silicon-scorched summer breeze. But here, in New York, it comes out smelling like...mildew. And it's funny, 'cause she used the green towel. The manly green towel and left the purple towel. So, I'm using the purple towel. Not that...that should make me feel...emasculated or anything, but, you know. It's not my first choice.

"And it's funny, too, that I'm lookin' at green and purple towels and I'm thinkin', 'Those are the colors of the Joker!' Man! I've got Batman on the brain!"